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mockingbirdq) wrote2008-04-09 08:03 pm
mockingbirdq) wrote2008-04-09 08:03 pm
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I know this is old, but a friend sent it via my email at work. After watching me laugh so hard I nearly peed my pants, my students demanded to read it as well. It made for great realia ;)
Dear Cat Owners,
Here is how to clean your toilet and give your cat a bath at the same time!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
I just have a vision of trying this on my most evil little housecat. Nabiki would bite me for days!
hmmm... why is it I have no LOLcat icons? This is wrong.
Oh and Happy Birthday Animenathan! Hope the spawn is doing well ;)
Dear Cat Owners,
Here is how to clean your toilet and give your cat a bath at the same time!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
I just have a vision of trying this on my most evil little housecat. Nabiki would bite me for days!
hmmm... why is it I have no LOLcat icons? This is wrong.
Oh and Happy Birthday Animenathan! Hope the spawn is doing well ;)